Googly Eye Pictures

“Aw man, this is SWEET, bro!”

“Didn’t I tell you this was the best job ever?”

“Woah, dude!  We get to watch this everyday and then get rubbed allover her body?  I can’t believe we get paid to do this!”

“Yeah, it’s alright.  I just wish it had a vision plan.  My vision is getting kinda fuzzy from all the ogling…”

“Okay, this is the final googly towel critter photo.  We promise…”   *wink*

“Are they done posting towel critters yet?”

“Not a dog’s chance in towel hell…”

THIS JUST IN!!!  Googly field reporter Christine and googly editor Charles have returned back from their week long sabbatical to the Caribbean as TOWEL ELEPHANTS!  Oh, the huge manatee!

No, they were not actually turned into towel critters, but they did have a lovely honeymoon and will, through the magic of time travel, be back-posting the missing googlies for the past week.

They do make a pretty cute couple though, eh?

“Hi, everybody.  I’m a green towel.  We here at AllGoogly.com would like to apologize for the lack of googlies for the past couple-a days.  We had them posted but an SEO plug-in issue prevented them from showing.  We do hope this has not deterred you from enjoying AllGoogly.com and thank you for you viewership.”

“Wait… what does that cue card say?  That’s not right.  I thought the AllGoogly.com staff just got too busy with other things and couldn’t get around to it.  I mean, that’s what they said earlier…”

“Oh!  Now I get it.  I’m supposed to be lying.  Damn… well, goodnight folks and stay googly!”

“Hey, human, what gets wetter the more it dries?  A TOWEL!!!  Get it?  Huh?”

“Hey, where are you going?  Oh right, we are kinda creepy now that we can talk and have seven eyes each.  Well, see you around!”

These wicked little towel monsters are brought to us by virtue of Tom S. from New York!  Thanks for your submission! 

“Hey, PeeWee!  You think you can take me outside of this dingy bathroom and let me play with all the other talking inanimate objects?  Huh?  Huh?  HUH!?!?”

“Oh, okay… I see.  You’re right, PeeWee  I serve a very important function in the Playhouse and I should feel fulfilled with just that… It’s just that it sounds like everyone is having an awful lot of fun out there and… yeah, you’re right.  I shouldn’t complain.  You have… you have a nice day there PeeWee.  You have yourself a… a really nice day…”  *sniffle*

“Excuse me, Mr. Orange Towel, how do feel about your new job as a hot pot holder?”

“Eh… It’s a living…”